(To the tune of "I Sing The Body Electric" from the Fame (1980) movie soundtrack.)

I sing to my Ninja Baby,
The one with all that brown curly hair.
He has about thirty-eight teeth,
and that was before he turned a year.

He loves him some Mommy,
and makes his Dad laugh.
He plays with his penis,
when he takes a bath.
And in time, and in time,
He will be a teenager and that won't be as funny or as appropriate to sing about.

(Okay, so the tune falls apart in the last line... sue me!)

Happy Birthday Ninja Baby!

Love, Daddy